YUMMY

him: hey sorry we havent hung out in a really long time but ive been snowed in and i totally missed my best friends birthday so i have to hang out with him tonight for dinner and maybe afterwards too

her: so we are hanging out tonight?

him: oh, i’m not sure i mean i don’t want to just go to dinner and then leave right afterwards that’d be so rude especially if my friends want to hang out afterwards

her: ok then whatever

him: no well come on we will hang out alllllll day tomorrow together

her: i dont know umm like, whatever, so when can i have my charger back?

him: oh sorry yea i’ll give that to you tomm…

her: okbye (clicks)